Humor Quote by Gertrude Stein — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I certainly do care for you Jeff Campbell less than you are always thinking and much more than you are ever knowing”

“I love my love with a b because she is peculiar.”

“Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.”

“A FEATHER.”

“I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth.”

“Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have researched the records for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.”

“If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't too bad, I don't have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed," but most of us would say something more along the lines of, "Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm!”

“No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought?”

“The baby bat”

“We do need a system, and we do need you and your 'Bertos, and sometimes we need Sam to just come along and kick some ass. - Quinn”