Humor Quote by Pete Wentz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.”

“He moved to sniff some white-and-yellow flowers.”

“This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.”

“You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.”

“Ichigo: You got that? Huh?! I'm the rescuer, so you just SHUT UP!!”

“Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse me like your parents abuse you!' Then call children's services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you're worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home.”