Humor Quote by Rita Mae Brown — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.”

“About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.”

“The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.”

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”

“Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.”

“Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.”

“Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women.'”

“I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.”

“Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.”

“If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.”

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”

“We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”