Humor Quote by W.H. Auden — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Follow, poet, follow right”

“SEPTEMBER 1, 1939”

“A poet is, before anything else, a person who is passionately in love with language.”

“I will love you forever" swears the poet. I find this easy to swear too. "I will love you at 4:15 pm next Tuesday" - Is that still as easy?”

“We must love one another or die”

“O stand, stand at the window”

“I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.”

“Merda! Her lace panties had snagged on his ring, the signet ring he'd inherited from his father, Giacomo Casanova. His father had seduced hundred of women without any problems whatsoever, and he was having trouble with just one. This was the real reason he never used the Casanova name. He could never live up to his father's reputation. The old man was probably laughing in his grave.”

“The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.”

“Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?”

“Men are not nearly as evolved as women are, nor as intelligent, evidently”

“I hope you feel better today. Please ring me at work if you are dead.”