Life Lessons Quote by Sloane Crosley — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The children were overwhelmingly morbid. Not a single adult asked me where butterflies go when they die, but this question was more popular than pixie sticks with the under-four-foot set. I cursed parents for not preparing their children. When I was five, my mother and sister sat me up on the kitchen counter and explained the facts of life: the Easter Bunny didn't exist, Elijah was God's invisible friend, with any luck Nana would die soon, and if I ever saw a unicorn, I should kill it or catch it for cash. I turned out okay.”

“I got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off one’s cell phone, putting it to the ear, and pretending to be told of a death in the family.”

“This Handbook has been produced to enlighten those who have heard the term AI, and know nothing of its origins.”

“When you are wired to focus on accessing an open door, you will not be worried about a closed door at all.”

“Spending your money on things that give you pleasure once in a while is food for the soul.”

“In the beginning the Poets and Philosophers taught the world to see. Then after that any form of education was no longer free.”

“‏اگر چه گونه مردن را یاد بگیری ، چه گونه زیستن را نیز فرا خواهی گرفت.”

“I believe that worrying about a bad thing prepares you for it when it comes. If you worry, the bad thing doesn't hit you as hard. You can roll with the punch if you see it coming.”