Best George Carlin Quotes to Inspire, Uplift & Motivate You Every Day

“He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”

“Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.”