Life Quotes Quote by Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.”

“To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
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“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
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“I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.”

“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
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“We are unusual and tragic and alive.”

“The first step to the knowledge of the wonder and mystery of life is the recognition of the monstrous nature of the earthly human realm as well as its glory, the realization that this is just how it is and that it cannot and will not be changed. Those who think they know how the universe could have been had they created it, without pain, without sorrow, without time, without death, are unfit for illumination.”

““The question we need to ask ourselves is: what is success to us? More money? That's fine. A healthy family? A happy marriage? Helping others? To be famous? Spiritually sound? To express ourselves? To create art? To leave the world a better place than we found it?”

“In times of change learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.”

“Sharing tales of those we've lost is how we keep from really losing them.”