Love Quotes Quote by Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
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“I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.”

“To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
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“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
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“If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.
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“No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief.”

““Are you a student of Shakespeare?"”

“They loved each other, not driven by necessity, by the "blaze of passion" often falsely ascribed to love. They loved each other because everything around them willed it, the trees and the clouds and the sky over their heads and the earth under their feet.”

“Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though when I hate, I hate murderously. For example now, I hate the bank and everything connected with it. I also hate Dutch paintings, penis-sucking, parties, and cold rainy weather. But I am much more preoccupied with loving.”

“Shut up…let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me and you’re just fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me and you’re real. I don’t have enough time in any day to think about you enough...I don’t even think about women anymore. I think about you.”