Humor Quote by Thomas Szasz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.”

“Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!”

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”

“Not going to walk me to the door?" I asked, pretending to be shocked at his lack of gallantry.”

“Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.”

“THE WOMAN WAS GOING TO KILL HIM, and not because she was stronger and more vicious than he was. Which, if he thought about it, she was. He’d never ripped a man’s throat out with his teeth, and he was damned impressed that Gwen had. She’d made the Lords of the Underworld look like marshmallows.”

“You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.”