Humor Quote by Warren Ellis — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes.”

“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”

“Are you guys busy?" Juniper asked.”

“Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.”

“There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.”

“It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?”

“I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how”