Humor Quote by Zig Ziglar — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You are the only person on earth who can use your ability.”

“Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.”

“Remember that failure is an event, not a person.”

“Make today worth remembering.”

“Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.”

“Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days.”

“In my life, I have given a fuck about many people and many things. I have also not given a fuck about many people and many things. And like the road not taken, it was the fucks not given that made all the difference.”

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”

“The philosopher”

“Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.”

“But I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness”

“I hope you feel better today. Please ring me at work if you are dead.”