Humor Quote by John Green — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous American poet:”

“But ultimately I do not believe that she was only matter. The rest of her must be recycled, too. I believe now that we are greater than the sum of our parts. If you take Alaska's genetic code and you add her life experiences and the relationships she had with people, and then you take the size and shape of her body, you do not get her. There is something else entirely. There is a part of her greater than the sum of her knowable parts. And that part has to go somewhere, because it cannot be destroyed”

“Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.”

“If you want the rainbow, you have to deal with the rain.”

“Nerd girls are the world’s most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness.”

“I went on spouting bullshit Encouragements as Gus's parents, arm in arm, hugged each other and nodded at every word. Funerals, I had decided, are for the living.”

“TANDAAN: mahirap mafriendzone, pero madali lang gumanti!”

“In Ireland, you go to someone's house, and she asks you if you want a cup of tea. You say no, thank you, you're really just fine. She asks if you're”

“Could you just call me Pigeon?” he asked the teacher when she read his name.”

“Fate," Blue replied, glowering at her mother, "is a very weighty word to throw around before breakfast.”

“Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.”

“Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?”