Humor Quote by Soren Kierkegaard — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays.”

“What is a poet? An unhappy man who hides deep anguish in his heart, but whose lips are so formed that when the sigh and cry pass through them, it sounds like lovely music.”

“God creates out of nothing. Wonderful you say. Yes, to be sure, but he does what is still more wonderful: he makes saints out of sinners.”

“There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.”

“I feel as if I were a piece in a game of chess, when my opponent says of it: That piece cannot be moved.”

“Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.”

“All you have to do, I tell myself, is keep your mouth shut and look stupid. It shouldn't be that hard.”

“Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?”

“Oh Tigger, where are your manners?”

“The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, 'All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions.”

“That's Bill Brady. He goes through months of withdrawal after football season is over. In order to cope with football withdrawal, he'll stand in font of his window that overlooks the street and look for pedestrians. After he spots one, he'll make a beeline to his porch, then pause for a bit to crouch down and yell out 'hut hut hike' before running full bore to tackle or sack the passerby.”

“Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.”