Humor Quote by Frank Zappa — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”

“Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'”

“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians told her, the only copies existed in Paris.”

“You don't always have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a prince when you find one”

“You sneaked into my cabin?”

“Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.”

“Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move.”

“It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.”