Humor Quote by Jon Scieszka — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.”

“The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.”

“I know how to use a fellytone now.”

“Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--”

“Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.”

“Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.”