Humor Quote by Rachel Hawkins — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I heard the man and woman cry a warning as I frantically racked my brain for some sort of throat-repairing spell, which I was clearly about to need. Of course the only words that I actually managed to yell at the werewolf as he ran at me were, 'BAD DOG!'”

“I would actually write books totally full of nothing BUT kissing scenes, but apparently people like books to have, like, "plots" or whatever.”

“The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. The voice was familiar, and something about it made my chest ache. Well, that was to be expected. Angels' songs would be awfully poignant.”

“No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk.”

“...all that matters is the truth as you know it, and as the ones who love you know it.”

“Must be weird for you, having your mom here.”

“If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.”

“I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.”

“Sebastian just smiled. “I could hear your heart beating,” he said softly. “When you were watching me with Valentine. Did it bother you?”

“I've always thought people would find a lot more pleasure in their routines if they burst into song at significant moments.”

“I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards.”

“Excruciating agony makes me cranky.”