Humor Quote by Neal Stephenson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you can't test it, it's not theorics -- it's metatheorics. A branch of philosophy. So, if you want to think of it this way, our test equipment is what defines the boundary separating theorics from philosophy.”

“A few dud universes can really clutter up your basement.”

“Supposing that originally there was nothing but one creator, how could ordinary binary sexual relations come into being?”

“The living stayed home, haunting the world of the dead like ghosts.”

“Grabbing a scarf off the chair, I threw it at him.”

“The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.”

“We have to be back in three hours," Ronan said. "I just fed Chainsaw but she'll need it again.”

“In my life, I have given a fuck about many people and many things. I have also not given a fuck about many people and many things. And like the road not taken, it was the fucks not given that made all the difference.”

“What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for?”

“The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick learned while mastering the art of living.”