Humor Quote by Viktor Emil Frankl — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“God, I love a man who reads”

“A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.”

“Are there weapons in a bookstore?'”

“Until you accept that you’ll never get your problem fixed, whatever it is, you’ll be endlessly transferred from department to department until our call center closes. Sometimes you’ll be left on hold even after everyone at the call center has left for the day. Until you get exhausted with our run-around service and give up all hope, you’ll be stuck in The Circle Jerk. Right now, this very minute, you’re in The Circle Jerk, sir. Do you wish to continue circling or are you going to hang up your phone and go watch TV?”

“Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.”

“An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity, a physicist tries to make it simple, for an idiot anything the more complicated it is the more he will admire it, if you make something so clusterfucked he can't understand it he's gonna think you're a god cause you made it so complicated nobody can understand it. That's how they write journals in Academics, they try to make it so complicated people think you're a genius”