Humor Quote by Lemony Snicket — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has been carried on for hundreds of years, but that doesn't mean we should all attack ships and steal their gold.”

“A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called "The Road Less Traveled", describing a journey he took through the woods along a path most travelers never used. The poet found that the road less traveled was peaceful but quite lonely, and he was probably a bit nervous as he went along, because if anything happened on the road less traveled, the other travelers would be on the road more frequently traveled and so couldn't hear him as he cried for help. Sure enough, that poet is dead.”

“This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.”

“My silence knot is tied up in my hair; as if to keep my love out of my eyes. I cannot speak to one for whom i care. A hatpin serves as part of my disguise.”

“Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.”

“Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.”

“Another relative?” Valek asked.”

“And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.”

“Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE.”

“Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.”

“A perfect person is easy to love. But when somebody likes all your imperfections, well, that's when you know they really mean it.”