Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross..." He consulted Unfogging the Future. "That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' — sorry about that — but there's a thing that could be the sun... hang on... that means 'great happiness'... so you're going to suffer but be very happy...”

“You should have told her differently,' said Hermione, still with that maddeningly patient air. 'You should have said it was really annoying, but I'd made you promise to come along to the Three Broomsticks, and you really didn't want to go, you'd much rather spend the whole day with her, but unfortunately you thought you really ought to meet me and would she please, please come along with you, and hopefully you'd be able to get away more quickly? And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am too,' Hermione added as an afterthought.”

“Harry — I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!”

“I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry.”

“That's chess!" snapped Ron. "You've got to make some sacrifices!”

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.”

“But-" Maia, still looking at Alec and Magnus, broke off and rasied her eyebrows. Simon turned to see what she was looking at - and stared.”

“Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style.”

“I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...”

“No. Now, shut up and eat your pears.”

“Must be weird for you, having your mom here.”