Humor Quote by Gabriel García Márquez — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.”

“Los adolescentes de mi generación avorazados por la vida olvidaron en cuerpo y alma las ilusiones del porvenir, hasta que la realidad les enseñó que el futuro no era como lo soñaban, y descubrieron la nostalgia”

“Human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but ... life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves.”

“That casual glance was the beginning of a cataclysm of love that had still not ended half a century later.”

“It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams.”

“Never stop smiling not even when you're sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.”

“We spend money that we do not have, on things we do not need, to impress people who do not care.”

“Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!”

“If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't too bad, I don't have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed," but most of us would say something more along the lines of, "Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm!”

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”

“She craved a tall glass of the fresh-squeezed lemonade from the pitcher she’d left chilling in the fridge. Two glasses served with a generous slice of pound cake with orange glaze icing sounded twice as nice.”