Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Frank stared at him. "Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers and summon freaking hurricanes-and it's unfair that I can be an elephant?”

“Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians told her, the only copies existed in Paris.”

“Sometimes you lie to deceive people. Sometimes you lie because you need the lie to become the truth.”

“Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. And once he achieves this he will empower the other Titans. They are weak, compared to what they soon will become, unless you can stop them, the world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine.”

“Down in the water, Octavian yelled, “Get me out of here! I’ll kill you!”

“She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.”

“I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.”

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”

“When you're the only sane person, you look like the only insane person.”

“And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.”

“It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”