Humor Quote by Samantha Young — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“That's it...I'm completely giving up on boys and concentrating on staying alive.”

“Cam and I just broke up.”

“So, are you a hero, Cole Walker?”

“Let me rephrase.” He took a seething step toward me. “When it comes to you… I don’t like to share.”

“I wish we could make out in your bed.”

“Where's Simon?" Clary interrupted.”

“At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.”

“No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.”

“Kenji has a hand pressed to his mouth, desperately trying to suppress a smile. He’s shaking his head, holding up a hand in apology. And then he breaks, laughing out loud, snorting as he tries to muffle the sound. “I’m sorry,” he says, pressing his lips together, shaking his head again. “This is not a funny moment. It’s not. I’m not laughing”

“And Mega has a crush on Chester.”