Humor Quote by Michelle Hodkin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Is there any point asking what you're going to make me do on Sunday?'”

“Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.”

“You could start a fire with the heat between you two.”

“I hate you," I muttered.”

“I slipped in and out of consciousness as time stretched and flowed around me. Dreams and reality blurred, but I liked the dreams better. Noah was in them.”

“I read the title from the cover. ' 'The joy of... crap.' ' I read the rest of the full title of the thick, nondescript volume to myself and felt myself redden.”

“I sheathed my blade and glared at him. "And here I almost thought you weren't a complete bastard.”

“Why couldn't you turn into a fireball when we were on the same team!”

“So what? All writers are lunatics!”

“Because this absolutely insane - the craziest thing I'd ever done. Worse than giving a one-star review, scarier than asking for an interview with an author I'd give my firstborn to eat lunch with, more stupid than kissing Daemon.”

“Personally, I like it much better when someone else does the decision making. That way you have legitimate grounds to whine and complain. I tend to find both whining and complaining quite interesting and amusing, though sometimes--unfortunately--it's hard to choose which one of the two I want to do.”

“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.”