Humor Quote by Banksy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine.”

“A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.”

“Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.”

“What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.”

“God, I love a man who reads”

“If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.”

“It wasn’t until I’d walked halfway across the parking lot that I realized: 1. I wasn’t wearing shoes.”

“There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.”

“Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating as a friend.”