Humor Quote by Tiffany Reisz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“My mother made a squeaking sound that might of been either "yes" or "help".”

“Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers.”

“If you're anorexic, you're doing it wrong.”

“You can't believe everything people tell you - not even if those people are your own brain.”

“Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say,”

“The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods.”