Humor Quote by Don Roff — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A writer always writes.”

“I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.”

“You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog.”

“KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck.”

“Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)”

“Inconceivable!”

“Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?”