Humor Quote by Janet Evanovich — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?”

“[Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder.”

“If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.”

“I don't have a lot of domestic instincts," Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair, "but I have a real strong urge to take you home and hose you down.”

“Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.”

“He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told me that time spent with him would ruin me for all other men. When he said it, I thought it was an outrageous threat. I no longer though it outrageous.”

“I'm going to wake Peeta," I say.”

“I'm trying to make some sense out of the phrase "Everything happens for a reason," and I think I've figured out what the reason is - to pissed me off.”

“It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.”

“Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.”

“You know how spooky Ashwini is. She called an hour ago to tell me she has a secret stash of handheld grenade launchers she thought I might want to know about. My response was, 'What the fuck?”

“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”