Humor Quote by Tamsyn Muir — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“O corse of the Locked Tomb, she prayed silently to herself, the cold death to anyone who looks at me in pity; the heat death to anyone who looks to me in amusement; the quick death to anyone who looks at me in fear.”

“Anyone can learn to fight. Hardly anyone learns to think.”

“That dress…was a very, very good decision. I could write an entire poem on the virtues of your legs alone. You are a feast for the senses.” I laughed. “I don’t know about a feast. Maybe just an hors d'oeuvre.” He took my hand and wrapped it around his arm. “Not an hors d'oeuvre. The dessert. And I plan to spoil my appetite.”

“If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you if it hit Erik?”

“1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the year people began living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America. Actually, people had been living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America for hundreds of years before that. 1492 was simply the year sea pirates began to rob, cheat, and kill them.”

“You sneaked into my cabin?”

“Not going to walk me to the door?" I asked, pretending to be shocked at his lack of gallantry.”

“The secret to humor is surprise.”