Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well, I think you'd look great in an iron collar and an orange jumpsuit.”

“And, whoa!" He turned to Mr.D. "Your the wine dude? No way!”

“anyway. Leo said, I hope you've got your worksheet, 'cause I used mine for spit wads days ago. Why are you looking at me like that? Somebody draw on my face again?”

“Does truth have a moral?”

“She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.”

“Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a total klutz.”

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”

“If I ever form a clan, we'll be the anti-cheerleaders and walk under the bleacher forming mild acts of mayhem.”

“You totally just outed us to the criminals.”

“General fiction is pretty much about ways that people get into problems and screw their lives up. Science fiction is about everything else.”

“You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?”

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”