Humor Quote by Rachel Cohn — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Drosophila,” I said, remembering the word.”

“I deciced if I were ever to get into booze and women, my line would be, 'Excuse me, madam, but I would really love to bed and muss you. . . . Are you perchance free this evening?”

“You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!”

“Fire wants to burn”

“I know I'm petty and I don't care.”

“An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, “Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you’re not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval of God is not all I need.”

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”

“That's chess!" snapped Ron. "You've got to make some sacrifices!”