Humor Quote by Tahereh Mafi — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I cling to him, wishing I could ease his pain. I wish I could take his burdens and make them mine.”

“My thoughts, I think, will soon be sound.”

“It's like there are a million screams caught inside of my chest but I have to keep them all in because what's the point of screaming if you'll never be heard.”

“You must not resist life when it becomes inconvenient to live. You cannot outrun fear. You should not ignore pain. You will not outlive death.”

“I'm having a panic attack, you inconsiderate ass.”

“Kenji snorts.“That’s because you’re not fragile,” Kenji says. “If anything, everyone needs to protect themselves from you. You’re like a freaking beast,” he says. Then adds, “I mean, you know—like, a cute beast. A little beast that tears shit up and breaks the earth and sucks the life out of people.”

“Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing but nobody else does.”

“Do you love him?”

“What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in my genes. Like self raising flour. i'm going to pouf.”

“You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?”

“Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win!”

“Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?”