Humor Quote by Lisa Kleypas — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She shook her head as she confessed, "I want it so much, I'm afraid to hope.”

“For thousands of nights I dreamed of making love to you. No man on earth has ever hated sunrise as I do.”

“The letter had been crumpled up and tossed onto the grate. It had burned all around the edges, so the names at the top and bottom had gone up in smoke. But there was enough of the bold black scrawl to reveal that it had indeed been a love letter. And as Hannah read the singed and half-destroyed parchment, she was forced to turn away to hide the trembling of her hand.”

“Rohan, one of us is an unmarried man with superior mathematical abilities and no prospects for the evening. The other is a confirmed lecher in an amorous mood, with a willing and nubile young wife waiting at home. Who do you think should do the damned account books?" And, with a nonchalant wave, St. Vincent had left the office.”

“It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.”

“Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?”

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”

“You're a monster.”

“Izzy, are you—” he began. His eyes flew wide, and he backed up fast enough to smack his head into the wall behind him. “What is he doing here?”

“Either you go to America with Mrs. Van Hopper or you come home to Manderley with me.”

“Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.”