Humor Quote by Orson Scott Card — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Metaphors have a way of holding the most truth in the least space.”

“This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?”

“With life. Rooter says that life is how God gives purpose to the universe.”

“I'll have that someday, thought Peter. Someone who'll kiss me good-bye at the door. Or maybe just someone to put a blindfold over my head before they shoot me. Depending on how things turn out.”

“America's intellectual community has never been very bright. Or honest. They're all sheep, following whatever the intellectual fashion of the decade happens to be. Demanding that everyone follow their dicta in lockstep. Everyone has to be open-minded and tolerant of the things they believe, but God forbid they should ever concede, even for a moment, that someone who disagrees with them might have some fingerhold of truth.”

“I think it's impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them the way they love themselves.”

“You can have everything in the world, but if you don't have love, none of it means crap," he said promptly. "Love is patient. Love is kind. Love always forgives, trusts, supports, and endures. Love never fails. When every star in the heavens grows cold, and when silence lies once more on the face of the deep, three things will endure: faith, hope, and love.”

“You're a very difficult person to manipulate, you know.”

“It unscrews the other way.”

“You were wrong. She really is the new general in town.”

“I wasn't fooled. He was avoiding looking at me. "There's nothing to talk about.”

“He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”