Humor Quote by Iris Murdoch — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We can only learn to love by loving.”

“I am looking out of my window in an anxious and resentful state of mind, oblivious to my surroundings, brooding perhaps on some damage done to my prestige. Then suddenly I observe a hovering kestrel. In a moment everything is altered. The brooding self with its hurt vanity has disappeared. There is nothing now but kestrel. And when I return to thinking of the other matter it seems less important”

“We can only learn to love by loving.”

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”

“No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.”

“If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.”

“We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!”

“I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.”

“Of course I’m sure! Jesus Christ, I’m goddamn God for fuck’s sake! Now quit sniveling and jump through that goddamn glass wall forthwith or I’ll leave you with the killer clones, revoking your Chosen One status and whatnot.”