Humor Quote by Jane Austen — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“However, he wrote some verses on her, and very pretty they were.”

“But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea.”

“I have been used to consider poetry as the food of love.”

“Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.”

“Angry people are not always wise.”

“I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.”

“I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who in Hamlet jokes, so this is just me getting it out of the way early, to avoid the rush...”

“Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.”

“The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of”

“Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.”

“Wear that scarf," he said, pointing to a blue cashmere scarf hanging on a peg. "It matches your eyes.”

“Everything not forbidden is compulsory”