Humor Quote by Neil Gaiman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Call no man happy, said Shadow, until he is dead”

“There are four simple ways for the observant to tell Mr. Croup and Mr. Vandemar apart: first, Mr. Vandemar is two and a half heads taller than Mr. Croup; second, Mr. Croup has eyes of a faded china blue, while Mr. Vandemar's eyes are brown; third, while Mr. Vandemar fashioned the rings he wears on his right hand out of the skulls of four ravens, Mr. Croup has no obvious jewelery; fourth, Mr. Croup likes words, while Mr. Vandemar is always hungry. Also, they look nothing at all alike.”

“Do not take revenge in the heat of the moment.”

“For some folks death is release, and for others death is an abomination, a terrible thing. But in the end, I'm there for all of them.”

“If you sit down and think about it”

“All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the real problem with stories—if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.”

“Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)”

“Millard! Who's the prime minister?”

“Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird.”

“Will put his hand on Nico's shoulder. "Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills.”

“Puns are the highest form of literature.”

“He was a writer and words were his weapons.”