Humor Quote by Tom Upton — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?”

“Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many.”

“Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days.”

“It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.”

“Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.”

“I am a socially awkward mandork. (Nick)”

“Her name is Brienne," Jaime said. "Brienne, the maid of Tarth. You”