Humor Quote by Tom Upton — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I really should come with a warning label.”

“Nozy Cat lifted one sleepy eyelid, and his marble blue eye glared at her for interrupting his sacred nap. He wore a yellow collar with little red stars printed on it. His second eyelid also opened, and he gave them his irritated blue-eyed glare.”

“I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die.”

“You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked,”

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”

“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy.”

“The only reason there's such a thing as a morning in the first place is to keep night and afternoon from bumping into each other.”