Humor Quote by John Gottman ( — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.”

“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”

“have i gone mad?”

“Well, spit on my empty grave--if it ain't the attack of the Disney princesses!”

“Every day we're told that we live in the greatest country on earth. And it's always stated as an undeniable fact: Leos are born between July 23 and August 22, fitted queen-size sheets measure sixty by eighty inches, and America is the greatest country on earth. Having grown up with this in our ears, it's startling to realize that other countries have nationalistic slogans of their own, none of which are 'We're number two!”

“Look at me!”