Humor Quote by Dr. Seuss — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It has often been said”

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”

“If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,”

“Everything stinks till it’s finished.”

“Congratulations!”

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”

“She's under duress," Peaseblossom said.”

“Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.”

“It's never just a game when you're winning.”

“Amelia Bedelia," said Mrs. Rogers,”

“I don't know if anyone's ever told you this", he begins. He doesn't blush, and his eyes don't dart away. Instead I find myself staring into a pair of oceans - one perfect, the other blemished by that tiny ripple. "You're very attractive.”

“Okay, God, I thought. Get me out of this and I’ll stop my half-assed church-going ways. You got me past a pack of Strigoi tonight. I mean, trapping that one between the doors really shouldn't have worked, so clearly you're on board. Let me get out of here, and I’ll...I don’t know. Donate Adrian’s money to the poor. Get baptized. Join a convent. Well, no. Not that last one.”