Humor Quote by Megan Whalen Turner — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I am not sure I trust you.”

“Would you like to hear more romance of the evening? He told me that the Guard should be reduced by half, and I threw an ink jar at his head.”

“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”

“Then you're aping him. Valentine was one of the most arrogant and disrespectful men I've ever met. I suppose he brought you up to be just like him.”

“Ever heard of the rule of three? he shouts as we run.”

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”

“Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.”

“TANDAAN: mahirap mafriendzone, pero madali lang gumanti!”