Humor Quote by Moira Young — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here.”

“Wisdom ain't a virtue I ever aspired to.”

“Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.'”

“It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.”

“What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?”

“This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or...”

“What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.”

“An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.”