Humor Quote by George R.R. Martin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Tyrion let the eunuch help him mount. "Lord Varys," he said from the saddle, "sometimes I feel as though you are the best friend I have in King's Landing and sometimes I feel you are my worst enemy.”

“The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.”

“It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.”

“Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it.”

“...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?”

“Was there ever a war where only one side bled?”

“Humor was a good way to hide the pain.”

“Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat.”

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

“Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space between stars. Dark matter makes up 99.99 percent of the universe, and they don't know what it is. Well I do. It's apathy. That's the truth of it; pile together everything we know and care about in the universe and it will still be nothing more than a tiny speck in the middle of a vast black ocean of Who Gives a Fuck.”

“Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time.”

“When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires”