Humor Quote by Cate Tiernan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There is darkness in light, there is pain in joy, and there are thorns on the rose.”

“If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'”

“It’s like this…a starving man would gladly eat a radish, right? In fact, a radish would be a feast if that’s all he had. But if he had a buffet in front of him, the radish would never be chosen.”

“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”

“There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”

“Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.”

“TANDAAN: mahirap mafriendzone, pero madali lang gumanti!”