Humor Quote by Rita Davenport — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I am Dead, but it's not so bad. I've learned to live with it.”

“Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-”

“I sheathed my blade and glared at him. "And here I almost thought you weren't a complete bastard.”

“I love you above all things, even pie.”

“Merda! Her lace panties had snagged on his ring, the signet ring he'd inherited from his father, Giacomo Casanova. His father had seduced hundred of women without any problems whatsoever, and he was having trouble with just one. This was the real reason he never used the Casanova name. He could never live up to his father's reputation. The old man was probably laughing in his grave.”

“So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.”