Humor Quote by Jeaniene Frost — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Then you remember the dream,” Mencheres stated. “That bodes ill.”

“We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie”

“I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.”

“Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?”

“Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.”

“By the time Bones announced it was Tammy's turn, I'd fallen in love with him all over again. Flowers and jewelry worked for most girls as a romantic gesture, but here I was, misty-eyed at watching him show my mother how to stab the shit out of him.”

“Punctuation, is? fun!”

“The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”

“I don't need anything to get high. I'm high on life.”

“[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]”

“Bluestar blinked. "There are cats who would argue that there should never have been a fifth Clan in the forest at all. Why are there four oaks at Fourtrees, if not to stand for the four Clans?”

“I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.”