Humor Quote by Chuck Palahniuk — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life.”

“The worst part of writing fiction is the fear of wasting your life behind a keyboard. The idea that, dying, you'll realize you only lived on paper. Your only adventures were make-believe, and while the world fought and kissed, you sat in some dark room masturbating and making money.”

“It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling.”

“You can tell people the truth, but they'll never believe you until the event. In the meantime, the truth will just piss them off and get you in a lot of trouble.”

“We just had a near-life experience!”

“I am the child of a lunatic. Not a child of God.”

“It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!”

“Tessa exploded "I am not asking you to maul me in the Whispering Gallery! By the Angel, Will, would you stop being so polite?!”

“These books can't possibly compete with centuries of established history, especially when that history is endorsed by the ultimate bestseller of all time.”

“I feel like getting married, or committing suicide, or subscribing to L'Illustration. Something desperate, you know.”

“If you think I'm going to let six people risk their lives - !'”

“Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.”