Humor Quote by George Bernard Shaw — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.”

“The truth sticks in our throats with all the sauces it is served with: it will never go down until we take it without any sauce at all.”

“HIGGINS [*snatching a chocolate cream from the piano, his eyes suddenly beginning to twinkle with mischief*] Have some chocolates, Eliza.”

“The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.”

“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.”

“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”

“Kyo: Of course, I'll beat YOU, too!”

“The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.”

“Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!”

“Bitten? You mean you're a-”

“What, you didn’t pack your lunch?” Ty asked sarcastically as he”

“That's it, cupcake. You're going down.”