Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“No. Absolutely not.'”

“I knew you were crazy, but I didn't realize that you were out of your goddamned mind!!”

“I love you, Clary," he said without looking at her. He was staring out into the church, at the row of lighted candles, their fold reflected in his eyes. "More than I ever--" He broke off. "God. More than I probably should. You know that, don't you?”

“Izzy, are you—” he began. His eyes flew wide, and he backed up fast enough to smack his head into the wall behind him. “What is he doing here?”

“Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.”

“Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.”

“Tessa exploded "I am not asking you to maul me in the Whispering Gallery! By the Angel, Will, would you stop being so polite?!”

“I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.”

“Geez, you guys. I know I'm popular and all, but seriously, you're a bit too co-dependent for me. I'm going to need you to step away from my personal bubble." A wispy vine-woman curled ivy tendrils around his arm, and he sliced through them with his dagger. "No! Bad Wraith! No touchie!”

“Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason. They're friends.”

“Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?”

“Revenge is sweet and not fattening.”